I uh... [ Man why is he like this now? He frowns, and he looks at the cupcakes, as if wishing for the cupcakes to give an answer to him. In the end, he pushes past that, and- ] I just went home like earlier today, and I kinda got dumped there.

[ NOT.

THE BEST OPENING.

BUT... ] Well, kinda. Like this girl I'm pretty sure I liked a lot actually likes my brother - so I had to help her out, you know?